January 11, 2007

Former Prisoners

Ok this is a serious study and result...but the lead in sentence cracked me up:

Former prison inmates have a high risk of dying after being released from prison, a study shows.
Why? Because as far as I can tell there are three ways to get out of prison: escape, die in prison, or be released. The one thing in common for all three: every single one of those people die...eventually. I felt like I was reading a Reader's Digest church bulletin blooper.

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